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Ah hell, this blog thing is screwin' up

A post. To republish.

Okay, to say something meaningful instead of wasting this opportunity, 'cause who knows when I'll ever get back to it:

Die Hard is the perfect action movie.

Go ahead. Try to knock holes in that. You can't.

So. Mission accomplished. I am a blogging master.

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